waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
If I come off as thirsty to you, it’s because I literally am the thirstiest person ever. I have this condition where I can never take in enough fluids so I’m constantly dehydrated and I have to drink every 15 minutes. What, you thought I was talking about something else?? SHOCKED. I AM SHOCKED. OFFENDED.
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U
im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me